Those who are passionate about their tea like we are here at Tease are a breed unlike any other. So we've rounded up our most mug-nificent tea puns that any tea lover will enjoy.

You can still find some of our playful roots in the names of our blends. 'Golden Slumbers' was inspired by the Beatles' song, 'Aim Chai' is a fun take on achieving your highest goals, and 'Duchess of Earl' is our fun and sophisticated twist on the classic.

 

Now let's get this par-TEA started!

 

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 Because they are so unique, the tea drinker can easily relate and understand the following funny tea puns and tea jokes:

 

1. It's time to get this par-TEA started! Right?

2. Do you think it is okay to STEEP together on the first date?

3. The only dinosaur who loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX

4. The loving husband always greeted his wife each day with a “Hello Brew-TEA-Full!”

5. I love to drink tea each day because it brings out my inner tranquili-TEA.

6. The tea drinker tends to get the most work down because they are full of creativi-TEA

7. When I told the barista she gave me the wrong drink, she quickly became all missed-TEA-eyed.

8. If you spill Queen Elizabeth’s tea it can be considered a threat to all British sovereign TEA.

9. Those smart travelers who take part in long desert journeys always drink their camel-mile tea.

10. We love enjoying blends, with benefits.

11. People who drink a lot of tea each day tend to be on the chat-TEA side.

12. There was a recent celebration to help pay down the national debt, it was considered a tea party.

13. Are you even aware that four of the last five Presidents were all left-tea.

14. The reason Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.

15. Most tea drinkers will not socialize with a bad element at work because it is just not their cup of tea.

16. If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.

17. One of the reasons more politicians should be drinking this hot beverage is because it will give them honest-tea.

18. She tends to break the ice very easily because she is exceptionally flirt-TEA.

19. Hipsters will only drink their tea iced because ice was waterway before it was cool.

20. Hockey players love tea because it helps them to avoid having a penal-TEA during their games.

21. Many people who drink tea in the morning love the way that their breath smells mint-TEA fresh.

22. One reason may tea drinkers get in trouble at the clubs is because they tend to be very naught-TEA.

23. The Communists will only drink herbal tea because proper-TEA is considered theft.

24. Fishermen will often drink tea in the more to make them more salt-TEA.

25. Defense lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA!

26. People who are full of ambition often have loft-TEA goals.

27. Astronauts prefer tea because they can appreciate the gravi-TEA of these beverages

28. Most Manchester United fans will only drink tea because they have all the cups.

29. People who are usually worried about everything will drink tea for the safe-TEA reasons.

30. Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea.

31. The maid always preferred a hot cup of tea in the morning before things started getting dust-tea in the house.

32. The school administration requires all facul-TEA to stop drinking coffee and switch to the herbal goodness. 

33. The rallying cry of the tea drinker, “Fight for your right to par-TEA!”

34. Where there is tea, there is hope!

35. It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.

36. She would rather be his shot of espresso than everyone’s cup of tea.

37. When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it

38. Tea is people. Basically everything is people.

39. Hey! I just met you, and this might be crazy, but here’s my teapot, so brew me maybe?

40. God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.

41. If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!

42. It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad!

43. Tea drinkers like living on the edge and often find themselves in hot water.

44. Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.

45. According to Yoda, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”

 

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