Top 10 Funniest Father's Day Cards For Dad
Author Tessa Lapierre / Category Lifestyle / Published: June 2019
Have you been searching the aisles of your local Walmart or drugstore for the perfect Father's Day card for Dad?
Here are the top 10 funniest card messages we found, that are perfect for your Dad.
1. Dad, without me today is just another day. You're welcome.
2. To the best taxi driver, the most effective spider hunter, the cheapest handyman and the most generous bank I know. Happy Fathers Day.
3. Dad, thank you for teaching me how to be a man, even though I'm your daughter.
4. Dad, I owe you so much. But love how it's mutually understood that you don't want me to pay you back.
5. I hope this Fathers Day is as fun as your life was before kids.
6. Dad, you've always been the coolest. Like all those times you said "yes" when Mom said "no".
7. World's Greatest Farter (I mean Father.)
8. Hey Dad, I'm sorry for all those stupid things I did as a teenager. Be thankful you only know about half of them. Happy Fathers Day.
9. You've always been my favourite no fees ATM. Happy Fathers Day, Dad.
10. Dad, I love your awesome texts, even when they don't make sense.
"Anyone can be a Father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad."